I was trying to think of a song of a hit LiLo song so that I could make a witty pun here; alas, no hit song came to mind, so I'll just digress, cut and paste...
Lindsay Lohan was a jailbird for just 84 minutes Thursday, becoming the latest celebrity to serve less than a day for a drunken driving offense.
This bitch is back on the road, and I can't even afford car insurance. Now, granted... I did hit a "motorcyclist"... In my "truck"... And "launch" him "some 4 feet" in the "air"... At least that's "according" to the "police report". "Whatever" "that" "means"... I should have the right to drive, just like every other cracked-out pop-slut!
WeLCuM 2...
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