My post-TurkeyDay week with The SnowMan in SanFran was utterly carb-o-licious! We ate, drank and danced until we proverbially dropped it like it was hot-hot-hot!
More than once, I was told via a LeatherDaddiBear that I was "adorable", to which I always responded with a dimpled "Aw, shux!" grin. But then the LeatherDaddiBear(s) would go on to tell me: "But you'd be gorgeous if you gained 40 pounds or so."
Are you kidding me?! Here in LaLa-Land, I starve-n-jog and binge-n-purge to keep my 6-pac svelte. But apparently under the GoldenGate Bridge, I can binge on the GoldenArches all I want and stay SexyBack with my bad and big ol' BackFat-self.
I guess it's true. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... But I don't wanna be "held" by anyone that's a frequent shopper at the Big&Tall.
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