WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

C-iNG STaRZ ~ america's next top what's-her-face?!

RIP, TWiGGY. RIP...

"America's Next Top Model" viewers will see a new face on the judging panel for the reality competition's next installment. Supermodel Paulina Porizkova has joined the CW series as a judge for Cycle 10, replacing Twiggy, who is departing the series because of scheduling conflicts.

And by "scheduling conflicts", we all know that she means crazy-ass TYRa BaNKS. Yes, folks, I have it on good authority (from the drunken and collagen-plumped lips of Ms. JaNiCe DiCKiNSoN herself), that the oPRaH-emulating Tyra has got an ego that's bigger than her Botoxed forehead...

Actually, the quote from "World's First Supermodel" Jaundice DickInMyBun was "That Tyra's one sh!tty black-ass c#nt!"

Am I the only cl-ass-y SuperModel left in the City of Superficial Angels?!

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