WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Friday, November 9, 2007

FaB in2 FLaB ~ FaTTY FaT FaT FaT... gonna have a heart attack!

I just went shopping for a belt, and the sizing tag read:

One Size Fits Most

Most? Most?! Most! Listen, Momsies and Popsies, stop super-sizing your Offsprings' (not-so) happy meals. You're giving your Babies bitch-tits and back-fat!

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