Tonight, we're gonna party like everything at Bloomie's is on sale for $19.99... Or something like that.
It's my BFF's B-Day and being the homo-homemaker that I am, I'm throwing an old fashion college house party. Needless to say, The SnowMan is on edge. You see, in my bloodshot eyes, a good party involves a handle of Taka vodka, a trip to the 99-cent store and maybe a GoGo-Slut named Ricardo. But The SnowMan thinks all parties should be fully catered, bartend-ed and tricked out to the (sixty)-9's. (Yeah, if he doesn't stop bitching about my not picking up a HoneyBaked ham, he's never pork my medium rare ass again!)
Needless to say, I'm stoked. I've got a liter of Bacardi with my name on... And a bunch of A-Gays on their way in 9 hours and 27 minutes!
What am I going to (not) wear?!
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