I feel like a-hole today. Why, you ask? For dinner last night, I had 2 orders of French fries, a plate of Cajun chicken littles, an extra-large portion of nachos with extra jalapeños, 5 Bacardi-and-diet 50/50's, 2 glasses of wine (one red and one white), 1 beer, 2 (small!) bags of potato chips and 3 slices of chocolate cake.
(Like I said, I am a supermodel... Right?)
Well, rightfully so, I now feel like post-binge a-hole! I went to WeBMD.com, just in case I actually was dying of something, you know? Just in case, right? I mean... A girl's got to watch out for her #1, you know?
So, I click on the appropriate icons and type in my symptoms; and after a tension-filled beat, I'm then told that I most likely have...
...Thyroid cancer.
Hmmm... Way to turn a hang-over headache into a stage-4 freakout, WeBMD!
WeLCuM 2...
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YOU ARE A BITTER PERSON AND REALLY NEED TO DIE!
Ur a hateful blog-commenter and u need to seek un-GLaC/BiD-related help! OR DIE TOO!
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