C-iNG STaRZ ~ not-really CeLeBRiTY APPReNTiCe!

The CombOver King, DoNaLD TRuMP himself, announced his line up for the CeLeBRiTY aPPReNTiCe, and I've divided them into 4 different categories for you.

The I-Thought-U-Were-Dead's

STePHeN BaLDWiN

MaRiLu HeNNeR

The I-Wish-U-Were-Dead's

oMaRosa

GeNe SiMMoNS

"BiG PuSSY" [Shudder!]

The Who-The-F#ck-R-U's

TiTo oRTiZ

LeNoX LeWiS

CaRoL aTL

The I'd-F#ck-U-Til-U-Were-Dead's

JoHN CeNa

Can we say... Prime-time guilty pleasure in full force?!