WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Monday, December 10, 2007

myTunes ~ only in MoNTaNa!

This is yet another story that makes me embarrassed to be from the boonies of Illinois...

Zeal for superstar Hannah Montana drew scores of admirers — including Gov. Rod Blagojevich and his family — many of whom shelled out hundreds of dollars for tickets to a Rosemont concert. "We're big fans," Blagojevich, who was accompanied by his wife and two daughters, said before Saturday's concert. "I've seen every 'Hannah Montana' episode." The fervor surrounding the Disney Channel superstar was intense and Allstate Arena usher manger Jim Hennessy called it "the hottest ticket in 20 years."

My GoVeNoR spends his time watching a 14-year-old soon-to-hit-the-wall Britney-wannabe try to act like BiLLY RaY MuLLeT ain't no deadbeat stage dad? But he doesn't think it's right for gays to get married. Hmmm...

Oh, Mr. Blagojevich, I only have one thing to say... Watch that 5-year-old son of yours. Any boy that cries for $100 HaNNaH MoNTaNa tickets is a Cher CD and Men's-Fitness-magazine-hid-under-the-bed away from growing into a bonefide Illinois homo!

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