aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ express aisle epiphany

Maybe you are what you eat... but hopefully you're not what you buy.

Tonight's grocery li$t:

• An extra large bag of generic kitty liter.
• A box of tampons. [Don’t ask!]
• A plastic handle of Papov vodka.
• A can of Spam. [Hey, it’s kinda low-carb!]
• A bag of pork rinds.
• A "Reader’s Digest".

Aren't I sexy?!

Yeah, I'm sexy alright! Sexy like an overweight, alcoholic cat-lady with a Sudoku addiction and a heavy flow!