aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ going w/o cock-n-balls!

The Today Show featured a story on abstinence this AM. Included was a panel of 3 20-somethings who have vowed to "just say no" to sex until they are blissfully wed. Noble?

Uh, it's not so noble when you couldn't get laid even with a rooffie and a 10-foot pole. These 3 anti-sexers were butt in the face and fug in the trunk.

Hey, putting out got me a condo in Hollywood... My True Religion wardrobe... A couple of trips around the world... And a slew of drinks at the Abbey (retailing upwards of $10,000)! Whoever thought dropping the proverbial soap could be so lucrative?!

Get to turning-your-head-and-coughing, bois!