WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Monday, November 12, 2007

C-iNG STaRZ ~ baby's got HaSSeLBeCK

Elizabeth Hasselbeck and husband, Tim, have called a press conference today to reveal the name of their newborn son...

I'm putting my money on BeeLZeBuB. Maybe just SaTaN or 666 for short.

And a press conference? Are you kidding me? Just send the Christian Science Monitor a "Look at the Soon-to-be Painfully Conservative Bundle of Joy that the Baby Jesus's Stork Dropped in our Rich, White WASP-y Laps" card and be done with it.

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