(uHHH?!)MuSiNG MuSiNG ~ an employee saved is a penny earned!

Our company-wide Xmas Party is tonight at some swank-a-fide hot-spot in Hollywood. Cool, ain't it? Uh, it would be if all were invited. But... Nope!

Some CornerOfficer in his high fallutin, high-level executive suite decided that only certain full-time employees get an Evite. And further more, a...

• Green invitation means that you are invited but can only go to the cash bar.
• Red invitation means that you are invited and have open bar privileges.
• Silver invitation means that you and your guest can attend the open bar.
• Gold invitation means that, not only can you and your guest guzzle down at the open bar, but you both get an entertainment gift bag on the way out.

In case you're wondering, I got a red invitation. Yep, no guest or giftbag for MiCHaeL aNTHoNY, but I'm not complaining: a free night in Hollywood... With an open bar... And no SnowMan... And the HellyWood GayMafia on my intoxicated arm.

What more could a D-Lister ask for?!